No fantasy there. Pretty easy actually. Cash, carry, and the receipt says "office supplies."
This is not a TEOTWAWKI, SHTF, or WROL thing. This is right here and now. Zero to rocking out with your rooster out in about 30 minutes in most places. Total cost was less than the heart attack special at the scary clown. And here's a bonus: no Bearcat or Baofeng is going to find it.
This is the stuff that's important these days. Stuff you can do now to protect yourself and collect information, as opposed to waiting for the TEOTWAWKI WROL Zombie Apocalypse SHTF 2nd American Revolution which should have happened a long time ago, and is not likely to happen any time soon. I've been watching for a long time now, and there are a few disillusioned geriatric boomers who have been waiting even longer.
Want to learn more? Come to class. There are two more left and then they're gone.